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A cow queef in the ass is a term used to describe something beyond imagination. If one is to even utter the phrase, they are likely to shit their pants.
Yes, that's right, cow queefs in the ass are the main cause of global warming.
A term used when someone has lost their virginity or gives their virginity to someone.
Not to be confused with having a cow or someone being a cow.
Esmeralda:"So do you think it's a bit soon for the third date?"
Friend:"Don't give away the cow Esmeralda!"
Michael:"Duuude I gave away the cow last night..."
Amelia:"I'm pure so my cow will stay in the barn until I am 45/married"
Virginity
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Ignatious - "wilbur, its such a sweltering day out i fear that our cow cream freezies might soon turn to poop!"
wilbur " that sounds pooper darn!"
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My girls would love this. In fact, the first sentence Caroline ever said was, “I like butter”.
Wow. A cow made of butter. My girls would love this. In fact, the first sentence Caroline ever said was, “I like butter”.
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A young man called joseph self who likes to give oral sex to cows
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