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Strawberry cow day is on april 12th. Every year on the 12th don't do homework, or chores. Grab a fresh glass of strawberry milk and chug it down, you deserved it!
Kyle: Guess what, It's strawberry cow day! Go get my strawberry milk!
Jay: We have homework to do
Kyle: GET ME STRAWBERRY MILK, NO WORK FOR KYLE TODAY.
A term used when someone has lost their virginity or gives their virginity to someone.
Not to be confused with having a cow or someone being a cow.
Esmeralda:"So do you think it's a bit soon for the third date?"
Friend:"Don't give away the cow Esmeralda!"
Michael:"Duuude I gave away the cow last night..."
Amelia:"I'm pure so my cow will stay in the barn until I am 45/married"
Virginity
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Ignatious - "wilbur, its such a sweltering day out i fear that our cow cream freezies might soon turn to poop!"
wilbur " that sounds pooper darn!"
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My girls would love this. In fact, the first sentence Caroline ever said was, “I like butter”.
Wow. A cow made of butter. My girls would love this. In fact, the first sentence Caroline ever said was, “I like butter”.
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A young man called joseph self who likes to give oral sex to cows
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