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6 "games" that came from hell itself
1. ghosts n goblins
2. total recall
3. friday the 13th (can't play as jason)
4. nightmare on elm street (can't play as freddy)
5. TMNT ( the dam level, oh god the dam level)
6. action 52
(commercial comes on tv and shows the average family playing 6 games while faking interest)
Joe: WOW! 6 games for the price of one! i'm getting them!
(later...) Joe: just let me win once damn you!
(NES gets thrown through wall)
mother: THAT COST ME $52.50! YOU're Grounded!
52.50 for the NES crap pack?
mother: what? (plays and then dies from boredom 3 days later)
When an eyelash or dirt gets in the sides of you're eye.
"Ah!" yelled Jerry.
"What's Wrong?" said Sam.
"I just got some crap in my eye," Jerry replied.
like taking a dump right after eating a burrito, but lasts 30 minutes.
Jane: Whats joe doing? He's taking way too long!
John: He's just having a relaxing crap session
Hygienically challenged, usually overweight, people can develop a residue of body secretions on their person, typically in compressed areas of the body described as "folds". It can also accumulate in the groin. This filmy substance has a distinct and unpleasant odor. Like crap.
I would go on a date with Tina, but damn she smells like flap crap. I don't want to get that stuff on my hands.
I gave Cortney a lift home, now my whole car smells like flap crap.
Evolving from tea bagging, a Crap Stamp is when you touch something or someone important with your butthole.
White claw dude " My bong tastes like a Carnivores shit"
Blue moon dude " Yeah that's because todd put a crap Stamp on it, he puts his asshole on all of your stuff."
when you can't quite squeeze one out in its entirety, so you wipe up come back to it later to finish it off.
Bill: Man, I had the worst chapter crap ever last night; it took over four hours!
Francis: Thats terrible!
An exclamation of wanting to be rid of a problem or situation. Can be used as a 1st or third person expression.
1st person: My car battery just died after getting it from the shop, I am so friggin over this crap!
3rd person: Stacy's kid is always sick, she is so ready to be over with this crap.