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A secret crush that develops in a lecture class with over 400 people.
boy: "yo, there's this fine, sexy, smart stranger in my communication lecture."
boy's friend: "have you ever talked to her."
boy: "no dude, theres like 1000 people in my class. I have made some pretty intense eye contact with her, though."
boy's friend: "man, you've got a Secret Lecture Crush."
Someone whom you have a Crush on turns around and DEMANDS your only friends and NOTHING else!
Guy "Hi, So do you have a crush on me?"
Girl "Why do you wanna know?"
Guy "Cause I just do?"
Girl "Fine, Yes I have a crush on you!"
Guy "I thought we were only friends?"
Girl " You just ruined my crush!!!"
Guy "Sorry!"
Girl "Whatever you crush crusher!!"
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When a guy is too scared to tell a girl he likes her so he subtly(but not so subtly) does it through social media. One should never put themselves as their own woman crush Wednesday unless they are a stuck up little bitch
Oh I like that girl so I'll make her my woman crush Wednesday
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An innocent, one sided infatuation.
I had a puppy dog crush on my kindergarten teacher.
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A man crush that isn't homo, because the guy's black. Don't make fun of someone for having a black man crush, because it's not homo at all, and you'll seem unknowledgable on the subjects of black men and sexuality.
Morgan Freeman and Barack Obama are the subjects of many black man crushes.
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putting an orange peel in your weed to enhance and make the bud more moise
The weed he pulled out was definatly orange crush
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A day where women applaud each other for their looks, or brag about lack there of. A way to express a friendly gesture towards friends. When creepy guys can express their love on a day dedicated to crushes. (Noun)
Hey Hailey is definitely my women crush Wednesday
What's that?
It's a days where she notices my creepy love for her , yet again.
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