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Former midfielder for Manchester United, now plays for Real Madrid.
Married to Posh Spice, then became a full-blown metrosexual. Still adored by the Japanese, years after the World Cup 2002.
David Beckham, the professional athlete/model/metrosexual.
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Usually is a picky irish person, with ginger balls. Is a threat to the man kind. Liability to the others. Only eats irish food and curry or takeaways. His dick is broke, his dog bit it off. Called,Toby.
Kid A:There is that david O'brien. His one of them .. Get him :D
KidB: Get the niglets after him.
KidC: Im'a Yellow Lucy^^
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the cutest friggin couple in the world. most likely to be together forever, after they found each other. perfect for each other in every way.
David and Gabby are sooo cute!
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when one flush isn't enough to dispose of that solid waste, and a "double flusher" has to be used. This technique of waste shifting is known as a David Hasselhoff
"Dale mate, that was a good quality dump, it required a David Hasselhoff to shift it"
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When one stays at home and does nothing but wank and play xbox
"You wanna come out today?"
"Nah, I feel like pulling a David."
"Where were you yesterday???"
"I was busy pulling a David"
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An amazing illusionist. He is able to perform the most unbelievable illusions in front of people with simple or no props. He has traveled to places like Haiti and Africa to share the magic of his illusions with people who might now otherwise experience it. He's also been known to perform feats of incredible physical endurance, such as being in ice for days and being buried alive. He's a true magician because he strives to share his magic with everyday people.
Joey: WOAHH!
Me: What?
Joey: I just saw David Blaine make some leaves levitate in a remote jungle for some natives. He's amazing!
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1. Crazy ass magician, who likes boxes and giant bowls.
2. Rhyming slang for Cocaine
"I got a kilo of David Blaine"
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