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The lowest of all the lows that anyone can come up with. I defy you to put someone down harder.
My mom is totally dumping all of this shit on me to do today. She's such a cunt. Why, she's actually a diseased afterbirth of a lesbian clusterfuck!
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A disease that affects surfers in which they always thinks the surf is always "all time" or really good when in fact it is bad which could be but not limited to small, windy, choppy, or sloppy.
Watching the small windy surf from shore and a surfer affected by all timers disease comes to the beach exclaiming "BRAH its epic, just had so much fun!!"
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Steel Vengeance Disease (SVD) is a disease where one particular person has Steel Vengeance as their #1 roller coaster. People with Steel Vengeance Disease would much rather ride Steel Vengeance than an actual good coaster such as Boss, Boulder Dash, and Oscar's Wacky Taxi.
Thoosie - Let's ride Steel Vengeance!!
Everyone - No, we just rode Steel Vengeance 6 times. You need to see a doctor, you might have Steel Vengeance Disease.
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The absolute inability to dance. Caused by the sheer act of being born 100% Caucasian. Some sufferers of TWD may show some rudimentary ability to country line dance, but will never be able to dance to any other type of music such as techno or hip-hop.
Nancy told Laura she would have to dance at the club, but Laura is too white...she has terminal white disease (TWD)and would look like a frigging idiot.
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The Harry Howlett Ben disease is where you get dragged in by a huge force and become australian and look exactly like Harry. (not a bad thing)
"Yo man, you got the Harry Howlett Ben Disease"
"Ye, I get so many ladies now."
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bill gallagher disease.
a severe handicap, usually occuring at birth where the child is born severly retarded. people with bgd also cannot breathe through their nasal passages, suffer from inflated self esteem, extreme paranoia and usually have lazy eyes.
people with bgd can be somewhat contagious, if exposed to for long durations.
please consult your physician if you fear you have bgd and abstain from all forms of alcohol, comic books, magic cards and bad pop punk.
people suffering from bgd will utter such nonsensical things as:
"Remember that time you called me Chirs Gristle? well BURN FOR IT!"
"anyway....the old band is back...were not third world riot anymore.im not going to type the new name because you know how the press is.They'll never leave us alone.Paparazzi.
New drummer is a really awesome guy..just wants to play.ANd he can proabably kick all of our asses....with little effort.Mike Czech...at least thats what his hat says"
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Paralysis from the waist down for no apparent reason. Effects can be permanent. Only affects extremely humble and attractive individuals, most notably Ronald A Huffer.
Sam lives with Ronald Huffer's Disease (RHD), he is so brave to continue, as well as handsome and charming.