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She's a really really really big bitch
Hi, I'm dr. Roberta Staples, and I'm a bitch!
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An awesome Elixir Consisting of 2 parts Dr. Pepper and 1 Part AMP Overdrive (the red one), the best way to create this tasty beverage is to start off with a 44 ounce of Dr. Pepper then drink it until you can put around 2/3 of the AMP into it stir with straw and enjoy.
Guy 1: DUDE have you tried Dr. Pepper Overdrive?
Guy 2: What do you think is in my cup tard?
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A state of being so drunk that to move you have to grab onto anything and everything much like how Dr. Octopus moved in the movie spiderman.
"Man I was so drunk last night I had to to octopus grab myself inside my house"
"You where Dr. Octopus Drunk!!!"
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A "Dr. James' Diagnosis" is when someone - usually someone you know - tells you that they were diagnosed with either a crippling or lethal disease. They could state that they need to take illegal drugs in order to survive, or say they may dodge death if they are lucky. Sometimes both is stated. However, they are lying and unusually give no evidence why.
Of course, the "Dr. James' Diagnosis" is used to the benefit of the teller of a Dr. James' Diagnosis. Either for attention, or reason for doing illegal drugs without friends taking that into consideration.
The following is a conversation where James makes a Dr. James' Diagnosis:
James: "Sorry to say but I have lung cancer."
Richard: "Serious?"
James: "Yes, I'll need to smoke pot to survive."
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An escaped muppet from Sesame Street who somehow became leader of the Australian Parliamentary Opposition.
His head flaps and his eyes are ping pong balls with black dots drawn on with permanent marker.
A failed leader, a failed role model and a failed muppet.
Anyone who tries to succeed and fails is considered a Dr Brendan Nelson.
Son if you don't stop failing we're gonna change your name to Dr. Brendan Nelson.
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When you dip your penis in 99 bananas and freeze it, then dip it it Dr pepper and freeze it then have it licked off.
That chick went crazy for my Banana Dr. Pepper!
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A bald headed imbecile with aviator shades thinking he's promoting common sense. When all he does is rant about Obama, and saying he is similar to Bin Laden and Hitler including saying he got Joan Rivers killed which makes no fucking sense whatsoever. His fans consist of idiots who will blindly follow what he says and get mad like a SMOSH or a PewDiePie fan whenever someone calls him out or says he doesn't know what he's talking about.
You sir are like Dr. Of Common Sense you both don't what you're talking about half the time and rant like a little bitches.
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