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Kalafat was born on October 13, 1932 in Anaconda, Montana. He played football and basketball at Anaconda High School, winning a state championship in 1948.
After high school, he went on to play for the University of Minnesota. He was the team’s starting center from 1951 to 1954 and served as captain in the 1953-1954 season. He won the team MVP award his senior season.
After graduation, he was selected by the Lakers in the first round of the 1954 NBA draft with the ninth overall pick. He played three season with the Lakers averaging 7.1 points and 5.7 rebounds per game. Kalafat retired after the Lakers traded him to the Detroit Pistons in 1957.
After retiring from basketball Kalafat went into banking, working for many years at First Bank System. He also joined the U.S. Army Reserve retiring at the rank of captain.
Ed Kalafat was a good basketball player!
To be extremely led on by a girl.
Friend 1:She called me babe and everything... we even cuddled! She want it dude for sure.
Friend 2 to Friend 3 : Yup. He just got Sean-Pentinio-ed.
overused phrase that is better left unsaid for the betterment of the group. often used in situations that are not deemed necessary. unwarranted use is often dealt with severly followed by pay up!
*earlier in bar*
Sara - nice to see you , sorry ed
*later in car*
Noid - I can't drive
Sara - I can drive
*repeat line above 3 times followed by 5 minutes of silence
Coffee So Cheap Its Affordable To Crack Heads ! If You Visit ? Expect Crack Ed Coffee
If You Visit Her ? Expect Crack Ed Coffee
A term only Toast and SirSrirachaSauce know..
ELITE
Get oophaga-ed
An elk that looks very much like Ed Crankshaft. It often has his head and sports the colors of Centerville High School, black and gold. Its fur is very wooly and yellow toward the back and black on the front. Ed Elks do not have antlers except in the does. They often can be seen skipping around the football field bleating happily.
Ed Elk: Centerville High School won the football game! Rock on, Elks!!
Opal Elk: (shaking her antlers and bleating) Black and gold! Elks on the hunt. We sent you back you dirty bunch of runts!!
Ed Elk: (starts skipping around the field) Watch this. How's this for skipping? Do you think I make a good Elk?
Opal Elk: You certainly are beautiful. Elks are so pretty. Especially Centerville Elks.
Ed Elk: Class of 1943! I graduated from here, you know? Its a great school.
Nelson Elk: You two are so crazy! You are two of the craziest deer I know.
Opal Elk: (bends down to the Nelson Elk and starts rubbing lotion into his fur) Here you go, sweetie. This is how an Ed Elk shows love.
When your significant other smothers you with a pillow.
Fuck man.. Did you hear what happened to Mitch? He got David Mendoza-ed last night.