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Micro Penis Energy (MPE) describes a male person in a position of power (i.e. a CEO, Governor, Congressman, Senator or President) who believes he is exhibiting strength by speaking in a disparaging, threatening or bullying manner toward a segment of the population over which he exercises, by virtue of his title, some form of power or control. Leaders who flex their MPE most often do so unknowingly when they attack consituents or employees using aggressive language, a condescending tone or other bullying tactics. What the men who exhibit their MPE don't realize is that their tactics reveal a weak character, an unearned sense of entitlement to their position of power, and a micro penis, which they are obviously trying to overcompensate for. MPE can be exhibited by men who do not have a micropenis, however this is extremely rare, as most men who are sufficiently hung do not feel the need or desire to bahave in this manner.
"That governor who threatened to fire any teachers who characterized slavery as bad is giving me MPE (micro penis energy)."
"That CEO really gives off MPE (micro penis energy) when he mocks his employees for trying to form a union."
A person with cheeto energy is usually someone who is chaotic and unpredictable, or someone who seems like the kind of person to enjoy eating cheetos.
Kyle: "IM GONNA THROW YOY ALL OUT OF THE WINDOW AHAHAAHAJAKK"
Guy: "Man, Kyle's really got dat cheeto energy"
The vibe that a crazy bitch gives off. She’d bite your dick off at anytime but you’d still hook up with her anyways.
That girl over there, major bite your dick off energy.
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trash (like you :O)
your mom: hey want some decaf five hour energy?
me: no, that's garbage... Just like you