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F-cup is umm... How do i say this but it is a fantasy cup :p iknow right?
And it is a point where every flatchested girls get jealous and especialy my girlfriend she has a-cups and jealous of my sister that has f-cups ahem... Srry bout that imean ithink f-cups are just dirty sluts that filled them with silicone
Tor:Miami has f-cups?! Thats fantasy cups she has
Me:Ugh my sister has f cups wich pisses me the hell out she always put them on my head which are very heavy!
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(n) - The theory that a word as versatile as the "f" word can be used at any point in any sentence without sacrificing grammatical soundness.
Guy One: Did you hear about Albert Einstein's new "f" word theory?
Guy Two: Oh my God yes! That man is truly brilliant, people will use "f" word theory until the end of time.
Examples (as a noun):
1. Stop being such a fucker!
2. I don't give a fuck!
Examples (as a verb):
1. Fuck my life!
2. Go fuck yourself!
Examples (as an adjective):
1. My balls fucking hurt!
2. This is such a bad fucking day!
Examples (combinations/extreme "f" word theory):
1. Fuck this fucking fucker for fucking denting the fuck out of my car.
2. Maybe if you weren't such a fucking fuck, then all the fuckers in fucking America wouldn't be so fucked right now.
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short for saying "jesus fucking christ"
Your dog just took a shit on my rug! jesus fucking christ!
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An ingenoius ruse to make someone use the following unoriginal exclamation:
'Yo Marty!'
'Whaet?!'
'Take the F out of WAY'
'There's no effin' way!'
'Hahahahaha'
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John Kerry is one of the toughest, smartest senators in Congress. When he's not battling the narrow-minded neocon agenda in the Senate, he's holding the Bush Administration's feet to the fire, championing the rights of the average American, speaking and writing on the environment, pushing for a swift end to the war in Iraq, pushing for extended veterans benefits, social justice, world security, fair trade, worker's rights, Internet freedom, helping small business and other important issues.
Kerry is a strong and loyal Democrat and lifelong environmentalist, who was involved in the first Earth Day in 1971, and who continues to fight for our earth over the interests of big oil. With his wife, Teresa Heinz Kerry, the senator has just written a book entitled "This Moment on Earth" which tells the stories of ordinary folks who are making a difference by rolling up their sleeves and doing their part to clean and protect our earth.
Kerry has also been one of the first to call for a timeline to withdraw our troops from Iraq. With Senators Feingold and Boxer, he co-authored the Kerry-Feingold Bill in 2006. Kerry has been one of the most outspoken against George W. Bush's failed policy in Iraq and was the first senator to call for Donald Rumsfeld's resignation.
John F. Kerry is a great man and one Hell of a senator
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Fuck Ass Bitch - a trifling female; an unworthy bitch scarcely worth a turn-out; a girl who isn't worth a second thought other than to call her what she is.
That F A B Leslie rolled down to 4th Circuit Court and got an Order of Protection slapped on me.
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Short, slang term for "fuck my life."
I got a parking ticket, I failed my test, and my girl is cheating on me. F my l.
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