blue-footed shmowlguin

a blue-footed booby bred with an owl, shmonkey, and penguin.

The blue-footed shmowlguin was dancing on one foot along the creekside wearing a sombrero saying "Eat mor Chikin" and "Hug the Tree-Nymphs!"

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bare foot and pregnant

a housewife, or just some one who doesn't do anything but produce babies and take care of them while the husband or boy friend does all the important stuff like brining home the bacon.

I didn't date Jhonny because he wanted me bare foot and pregnant.

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with a ten foot pole

when someone is so ugly and disgusting that no one would want to touch them, sometimes not EVEN with a ten foot pole.

Jessica had pox marks all over her body from people touching her with a ten foot pole.

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foot of gork

Early 2000s game, played on a soccer pitch with a ball.

Teams try to score by putting the ball into the goals.

Anything goes to achieve this.

Let's go play foot of gork, you dootheads!

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hairy-footed pony

A horse with hair(Don't all horses have hair?) you know, like a pony with the hair on the feet. An Arabian horse from Scotland, Busch Gardens.

The hairy-footed pony collection from my little pony.

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foot in mouth disease

A description about one who has a habit of putting their foot in their mouth. From Foot and Mouth Disease.

"Oh, Geez, I'm sorry!" Bob said.
"You've got foot in mouth disease today, don't you?"

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duck foot hand

The figure formed by stretching a rubber glove over the knuckles, creating a webbed-foot like appearance.

"Hey, does this look like a duck foot hand to you?"

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