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that special breed of upper-crust wealthy folk who vacation in their other homes only when the weather is nice.
Steve: "Hey bob, why do you plow and keep care of that yard next to yours?"
Bob: "My neighbor lives in Chicago and only comes to his home here in Michigan when its warm outside. I take care of his yard and keep an eye out for his place, and well... he acts like a nice guy."
Steve: "Does he let you swim in his pool?"
Bob: "no, but he has a few cookouts a year..."
Steve: "what a summer fucker."
Bob: "yea..."
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Somebody who seeks sexual intercourse with a smaller body built person (petite). Midget are a favorite turn on if avalible.
Marc: "Hey AJ did you see the chick Alex brought home the other night?"
AJ: "Yeah she was the smallest chick ever, I think he's a tinker fucker!"
Marc "Thats true he might as well be porking midgets!"
**Marc and AJ chuckle loudly in the back of the church...
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Someone who is so despicable and awful that they would probably fuck squirrels if given the chance. The sort of person with a disregard for the people around them and treat people like their nothing and doesn't care about the consequences. Pretty much on the same levels of a douchebag and just above being an asshole.
Girl 1: Did you hear that Justin Beiber spat on his fans from a balcony and laughed about it
Girl 2: I did, seriously what a Squirrel fucker
Girl 1: yep, glad I was never a Belieber to begin with
Girl 2: Same here
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To be a bisexual cheater.
Damn It! Fared is a Fucker Dick!
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Any guy that has such restrictive expectations of women's bodies that he might as well be fucking a dolphin.
"Hey, Mitch, what do you look for in a girl?"
"Well, she has to have absolutely no hair on her body whatsoever, she has to be smiling and cheerful every single day, and I would really like it if she would perform tricks in the kitchen and bedroom for me whenever I asked, what else..."
"Augh, dude, sounds like you might as well be a dolphin fucker!"
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see lkay
has sex with trees alot
<Laurence-CC> I like to fuck trees, goats and sheep
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1. A person who engages in any sex act that includes penatration of a person that in some way resembles a fragal from the childrens show "Fragal Rock".
2. A person that resembles a fragal who is regularly an asshole.
1. I can't believe Frank banged Alissa, he is such a fragal fucker!
2. What's wit Alissa and her attitude, she can be such a fragal fucker!
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