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Somebody who seeks sexual intercourse with a smaller body built person (petite). Midget are a favorite turn on if avalible.
Marc: "Hey AJ did you see the chick Alex brought home the other night?"
AJ: "Yeah she was the smallest chick ever, I think he's a tinker fucker!"
Marc "Thats true he might as well be porking midgets!"
**Marc and AJ chuckle loudly in the back of the church...
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Someone who is so despicable and awful that they would probably fuck squirrels if given the chance. The sort of person with a disregard for the people around them and treat people like their nothing and doesn't care about the consequences. Pretty much on the same levels of a douchebag and just above being an asshole.
Girl 1: Did you hear that Justin Beiber spat on his fans from a balcony and laughed about it
Girl 2: I did, seriously what a Squirrel fucker
Girl 1: yep, glad I was never a Belieber to begin with
Girl 2: Same here
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Any guy that has such restrictive expectations of women's bodies that he might as well be fucking a dolphin.
"Hey, Mitch, what do you look for in a girl?"
"Well, she has to have absolutely no hair on her body whatsoever, she has to be smiling and cheerful every single day, and I would really like it if she would perform tricks in the kitchen and bedroom for me whenever I asked, what else..."
"Augh, dude, sounds like you might as well be a dolphin fucker!"
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To be a bisexual cheater.
Damn It! Fared is a Fucker Dick!
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see lkay
has sex with trees alot
<Laurence-CC> I like to fuck trees, goats and sheep
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Means you are really messed up by drinking
He was fuckered up, after drinking 12 beers and 5 shots
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