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When a girl is passed out with her mouth open you bend over her and open up your butt ckeeks and fart in her mouth.
When Ashley was passed out I gave her a Swedish Gas Mask.
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when someone puts there shirt over there face making them look like a ninja after someone farts in a closed off area like a car or elevator
Guy 1: *farts*
Guy 2: *puts shirt over nose*
Guy 3: oh god that stinks
Guy 2: hm good thing im using my ninja gas mask
When a blind person gives you a handjob
Can I give you a cgp/ Chinese gas pedal
Noun:
Pronounced I-D-GAS Syndrome. not id-gas
Abbreviation for "I don't give a shit"
"I don't give a shit" syndrome is the vulgar term for senioritis and other times in a person's life when he or she does not care about the given task or topic.
Although it is mainly for seniors about to graduate college (or high school), it could be used by any student at the end of the semester, or others who are just not interested in the given scenario.
Professor: "Good luck with finals"
Student 1: "Thanks. I'm gonna need it. I have ID-GAS Syndrome."
Professor: What's that?
Student 1: "I don't give a shit syndrome".
Professor: "Oh..."
A Canadian, maple syrup drinking dyke who happens to have the gayest name "Gellman".
I always wondered what a ni%ga faggot was until I met Gellman.
When a fart gets stuck in someone’s face mask intended to prevent them from catching COVID-19.
I just crop dusted the family who was taking up the entire sidewalk at Disney while I passed them; safe to say they’re now all wearing a covid gas chamber on their face
Waking up your pancake and telling them that they are a booger while you are playing 42 with them.
Becky: Clint sure is sexy with them big hazel eyes.
Raina: oh... get off the gas.