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When a girl is passed out with her mouth open you bend over her and open up your butt ckeeks and fart in her mouth.
When Ashley was passed out I gave her a Swedish Gas Mask.
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The gas man gets blamed on everything (poor gas man!)
Die in Warzone? FUCKING GAS MAN!
internet goes down? FUCKING GAS MAN!
Manager leaves or some other bs happens at your workplace (such as the water heater breaking down) FUCKING GAS MAN!
Disposable vape runs out? FUCKING GAS MAN!
Southampton lose? FUCKING GAS MAN!
Electric for house goes out and the battery backup for the router runs out? (thankfully it hasn't yet) FUCKING GAS MAN!
Boiler doesn't work? FUCKING GAS MAN!
The enemy you kill on Warzone doesn't give you any deathchat? FUCKING GAS MAN!
You don't clip a warzone deathchat because of some shitty thing with your recording software? FUCKING GAS MAN!
Referee doesn't give the pen? FUCKING GAS MAN!
Hitler rants about something? FUCKING GAS MAN!
You miss the bus? Southampton lose? FUCKING GAS MAN!
Southampton lose? FUCKING GAS MAN!
when someone puts there shirt over there face making them look like a ninja after someone farts in a closed off area like a car or elevator
Guy 1: *farts*
Guy 2: *puts shirt over nose*
Guy 3: oh god that stinks
Guy 2: hm good thing im using my ninja gas mask
When a blind person gives you a handjob
Can I give you a cgp/ Chinese gas pedal
When a fart gets stuck in someone’s face mask intended to prevent them from catching COVID-19.
I just crop dusted the family who was taking up the entire sidewalk at Disney while I passed them; safe to say they’re now all wearing a covid gas chamber on their face
Waking up your pancake and telling them that they are a booger while you are playing 42 with them.
Becky: Clint sure is sexy with them big hazel eyes.
Raina: oh... get off the gas.
Noun:
Pronounced I-D-GAS Syndrome. not id-gas
Abbreviation for "I don't give a shit"
"I don't give a shit" syndrome is the vulgar term for senioritis and other times in a person's life when he or she does not care about the given task or topic.
Although it is mainly for seniors about to graduate college (or high school), it could be used by any student at the end of the semester, or others who are just not interested in the given scenario.
Professor: "Good luck with finals"
Student 1: "Thanks. I'm gonna need it. I have ID-GAS Syndrome."
Professor: What's that?
Student 1: "I don't give a shit syndrome".
Professor: "Oh..."