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Someone you wish to get away from. Perhaps leave the country and start a new life.
Would ruin your relationship becuase she’s so desperate and sad
“Yo, that Victoria Gian bitch is a crazy ex girlfriend. She’s a skank and a homewrecker. A hypocritical desperate loser that makes me wanna flee the country”
this is @myshotaro also known as maki on twitter, a famous shotaro stan that has made multiple hit tweets about her boyfriend, osaki shotaro, from nct.
oh, have you seen shotaro’s girlfriend on twitter?
yeah, you mean maki? i heard she made another hit tweet about him. she's amazing.
Liberally interpreted as the price you have to pay for having a girlfriend: giving her your clothes, taking her out, buying her things.
Girl: give me your hoodie
Boy: why?
Girl: its girlfriend tax you have to
Girlfriend Tax equals your girlfriend owns half of the stuff you have. Do you like your hoodies? it's ours now. Do you want to eat in peace? No, you don't get that the food is ours now. Do you want to spend time alone? sorry we want attention no time alone now. In conclusion, we own almost everything you own.
Boyfriend: Love where is my hoodie and my McDonalds I just bought?
Girlfriend wearing the hoodie and eating his McDonalds: you shall suffer the Girlfriend Tax now.
Boy: It is National Girlfriend's Choice Day
Girl: You said that yesterday
November 1st is the day for all the boyfriends to give their girls their own pleasure.
Gf: You know what day it is?
Bf: What?
Gf: National eat out your girlfriend day!!
Bf: Spread them legs…