v got u u got i

All about you've got a friend

V got u u got i oh my ain't dat enuf to make a grown gumtree cry?

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Y'all Got 2K?

What an African-American says when the subject of Video Games is brought up, the respected African American usually has a 99.99999% to ask this question, referring to the 2K NBA video game series.

Jimbo: Hey Guys, I just got a PS4 and I'm looking to play some Games with you
Jamal: Y'all got 2K?
JImbo: No, that Nigger Shit ain't for me

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NCD, got STD.

No can do, got stuff to do.

Hey, wanna get together with the Kid, Pirate and Ninja tomorrow for dinner and drinks?

NCD, got STD.

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You got served

Teh bst mvie mde since undercover brother

All these fags who dont like the movie you got served probably got served once in their life

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Got Your Nose

A sex act of eating someone’s arse out. The recipient then tense their arse and says “got your nose”.

I was licking Chloe’s arse out last night and she used the “got your nose”

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You Got Wabbed!

To have someone put a piece of blu-tac, shaped like a penis, over where your name is written. (Usually on a rota at work or a team list or basically anywhere where there is a list of peoples names posted on a wall)

Usually someone gets wabbed for a reason, like takeing a day off work, or an enemy might wab you. Although not all wabbings are fully justified.

John: Awwwww no way man! I think I've been wabbed!!!

Mark: What?!

John: Look Man! (Points to where his name should be on the team sheet, but it is covered by a cock shaped piece of blu-tac. He peels it off to reveil his name)

Mark: Hahaha! You got wabbed!!

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got a race on you

if you look like you are not full white a scutty person may say to you

'you got a race on you?'

asking if you have another ethnical background or if you are just sun tanned / dirty

scutter: you got a race on you?
me:wtf are you saying?
scutter: is there black in you?
me: no. asian. *goes and washes after she came within 1 foot of me*

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