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When a penis gets stuck in between a set of anal cheeks.
Holden and Sandra were having sex
when there was a rotten ham wallet.
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A rather subtle, tasteful substitution for the word vagina.
"If she doesn't close her legs soon that vertical ham sandwich is gonna be eaten right up"
"Where's my motha-fuckin' benji greens?"
"In between my ham and cheese curtains, wanna take a dustin'?"
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A phrase meaning you are very busy. Commonly used phrase that originated before the refrigerator just came out and was still not in common use. People used to still salt their meats and put them in top of the refrigerator. This of course took a lot of time, considering there was a refrigerator that would do the same thing right under your meat. Thus, a person that would salt theyre meats on their fridge instead of put them in their fridge was very busy.
Not to be confused with "ham in your fridge," meaning someone just has ham in their refrigerator, which can be quite delicious.
Yo, I can't go out for dinner. I have a lot of ham on my fridge, plus I have a lot of ham in my fridge from thanksgiving, so I'm gonna have some that shit
Aight, dawg. Hopefully you can remove some ham from yo fridge.
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The best damn band to ever walk British soil.
With the king of safistication, Matthew on drums and the kings of ?, Andrew on guitar, with a whole host of other artists, you gotta check them out.
Now appearing on stage its I HAVE NO HAM!!!
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Name for a dirty STD cheating slut
My ex sure had me fooled, I thought she had a shiny pink taco but she ain't nothin but a dirty ham sandwich. I gotta go to the clinic...
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Receiving total hand pleasure from a large handed sweaty man who may or may not have recently eaten a large quantity of meat; hence giving him the meat sweats causing a "ham like" scent.
After I got ham fisted buy Gary last night I was craving a hoagie something fierce.
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