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The long version of y'all'd'nt've'd'd'i'd'nt've'd'y'all't've'd, which is the longest grammatically correct contraction. It means without me, you couldn't have done it.
P 1: We did it!
P 2: You all would not have had, had I had not have had you all to have had."
When a girl fancies a guy, they will ask them "Have you seen James?"
James means good looking guy, it's the female version of "How you doing?"
Girl : "Have you seen James?"
Boy: "No"
Girl: "Cool"
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When you have no friends and you have to sit alone at lunch and break
Ew Why does Becky have no friends
When you have no friends
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Wanna send some Nudey pics back and forth
Wanna have some fun on Snapchat?
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A child's lament over parent's refusal to add video game equipment to their already ridiculous collection of electronic gadgetry.
Dad: Wii Fit
Mom: Wii Iron Chef
Cousin: Wii Karaoke
Emma: Wii Don't Have One
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This person is using a free version of eyes, which come with limitations such as only being able to see one person. They can upgraded to the paid version to unlock additional features and remove glasses.
I only have eyes for you... please, buy me premium.
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Have fun staying poor is used by the bitcoin community to warn against altcoin scams like ethereum or the US dollar. It can also be used to end a discussion with a bitcoin critic by pointing out the critic is not worth explaining bitcoin to. The phrase is in a way a goodbye and a wish that the person that doesn't get bitcoin will at least have fun during the period that they stay poor. Thet phrase is often used in a shortened version like "Have" or even "H".
Bitcoin critic: "Bitcoin is not scarce because it is infinitely divisible"
Bitcoiner: "H"
Your dumb friend: "I invested some money in cryptocurrencies."
Bitcoiner: "Have fun staying poor!"
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