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Crooked little heart
An expression of endearment. Someone with a crooked little heart might be rebellious, a chaotic good type.
“You got a crooked little heart!”
“God bless your crooked little heart,”
Tom Waits,
Muel Variations, Hold On
Someone that isn't confortable with their own heart rate. Scared of looking like a toc because of their unreasonably high resting heart rate.
"Hey Frank, what's your heart rate?"
"Nah fam, it's way too high I don't wanna show it to you. I'm heart rate shy bro"
when you are bob harper and you tell fat people all the time that they might have a heart attack, and then, you yourself have said heart attack, you just got a healthy heart attack.
oh man, i have been working out so much, and eating right, but i think i'm having a healthy heart attack.
A furry who made furry animations in the past
(search it on youtube)
HEY LOOK, ITS FALLEN ANGEL HEARTS AND HER BOZO FRIEND ZINU!!!!111!!!
When you are a girl and you have a new friend that's non binary but was born with female parts and you text them asking for help on a math question and then you think your flirting but then after a bit of texting and then the friend says something like yea I do that especially with my friends and your listening to music the whole time this is happening and then when the friend says that a few seconds later Heather's by Conan Grey comes on and you just had a mini heart break because they said the word friends when you thought you where flirting 🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲
Mini heart break victim: Yea I was just texting with Dannie( not real person) and I thought we were flirting by they said no im just really affectionate with my friends when I said did I make you uncomfortable and now I'm sad as hell 💔
Random friend listening: yea it sounds like you are a mini heart break victim my friend
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RamCharan Man With Golden Heart.
Yes He is Gold. He had a good nature and good heart Man With Golden Heart RC
an individual and idealist who at times espouses very reasonable, perhaps even thoughtful, political inclinations but whose lack of character and unsubstantiated smugness make any discourse they may embrace largely unpalatable to any self-respecting citizen.
Self-respecting citizen #1 "Well, I half agree with Tom (a bleeding-heart liberal) on that one. But Jesus, I just can't get over him wafting his own farts towards his nose like that."
Self-respecting citizen #2 "You know, i thought that was slightly odd too...."
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