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A rare toilet phenomenon that draws crowds from all corners of the house and potentially the entire neighbourhood but keeps cisterns and pumps inactive for days.
An 'actual holy crap' has a golden glow. When one gazes upon it's beauty a choir of angels start to sing. However what really seperates this piece of poo from the others is simply miraculous.
An 'actual holy crap' unlike it's cousin the floater which just floats on the water seemingly walks across the water. In fact it almost skips!
An 'actual holy crap' does not have any political will but does have strong opinions on global issues.
An 'actual holy crap' may feign being camera shy but scientists have discovered they crave attention.
Sadly 'actual holy craps' have a short lifespan due to their abhorrent smell and suicidal tendencies.
"Have you heard about that angelic piece of crap on the news? They're saying the little fella walks on water and he has a golden glow!"....."Now that's an actual holy crap"
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Something that is used to awaken a otherwise dead church. To fill one with the spirit of god.
We brought in this guest preacher and he gave the congregation a holy ghost enema.
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A term used by sycophantic Senators from South Carolina to indicate that they are spineless, little men, lacking any moral compass.
Lindsay Graham said “If Jeff Sessions is fired, there will be holy hell to pay...Any effort to go after Mueller could be the beginning of the end of the presidency”
“Hey look at that cock! Oh boy it’s such a sexy little orange mushroom! I’m going to give Holy Hell to it with my Mouth!”
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Holy Swieberius is an ancient Dutch warrior who conquered territories around the Spanish town of Ojén. He is famous for his boring attitude and lazy lifestyle. He aas one of the poorest conquerors of the century, having been known to live jn a cardboard box.
Holy Swieberius' army fought the Roblox players.
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When you take a dump after being sodomized by a priest.
"Dude, I just got out of confession with Father Thomas; now I have to go take a holy shit.
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the phrase used to describe a man with jew-fro like hair that is also incredibly sexy, hot, or attractive.
"Matthew Morrison is hot, like HOLY JEW FRO"
"Drew's so hot, it's all holy jew fro up in this lesson"
jew fro fro hot sexy
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