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The frickin BEST place to be in the entire Milton Academy campus. Even better than the Student Center. And the quad in the spring. Combined. Because it has the most awesome hot girls EVER, the flag right next to the dorm facing the beautiful scenic view of campus, and it has a hammock. It surpasses all other dorms in every other way. In short, Hallowell is the best dorm ever in the history of the world.
Oh man, i can't believe they put me in insert name of dorm that rhymes with Bobbins... I wish i were in Hallowell House.
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The place you want to send your children? The most *exciting school in the country (UK). Well make sure you are ready for A LOT of Money, Drugs, Asians, Russians and so on... Be prepared for weekly Medium Rare Fillet Steaks, Free Ice Cream Machine, Drug Tests and Enigmas...
The tight environment causes pupils to feel claustrophobic and cocaine is always handy on sight.
To enter the gates of the education centre you will be invited with 46 different pairs of disciplinarians trying to either bate you out or grind your leg like a dog.
YOU MUST:
Rate Trackies and old unwashed clothing And/Or Balenciaga and Vetements.
Do K,
Do X (not more than 2),
Do H (not as regular as daily Ritalin),
Smoke rizlas.
Musicals cost: £14,000(per evening) to make.
but its ok, they are well stacked.
JUST MAKE SURE YOU ARE TOO..... £50,000< per yr per prsn.
If you decide to join make sure you are also a prick because you would fit right in.
*EXPENSIVE
'What school do you go to?'-
"Hurtwood House"-
'Fuck your cool mate!'-
(Irony).
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A great song by the very underrated Psychedelic Folk band Love
At my house Ive got no shackles
You can come and look if you want to
In the halls youll see the mantles
Where the light shines dim all around you
And the streets are paved with gold and if
Someone asks you, you can call my name
-Love (A house is not a motel)
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A wierd ass looking fucking house in St. Augustine Florida. This is the home of the famous grundfuttock. The house is very distinguishable and there have been known to be parties that last 48 hours straight there.
It is unusual in that there are 4 doors on the second floor leading to knowhere.
This is also the home of Kevin Fi Chris (KFC) Frat.
If you are ever at Flager beach it is essential that you check out the grundfuttock house and enjoy the experience for yourself.
College Student 1: Hey man do you know who lives in that tall white house?
College Student 2: Yea dumbass it's the fucking grundfuttock house
College Student 3: Yo we gotta go and rage with the grundfuttock, they throw the best keggers
College Student 2: O yea and the kegs are usually PBR
All students: Fuck yea the fucking grundfuttock is the place to be
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A man of the house; most likely a Bernard.
Wow, that Bernard is such a house daddy.
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a creepy person who doesn't stalk people only their houses.....big houses. a house stalker may do things that others may find creepy n weird such as glancing at others credit cards to see their last name....only to track them down on yellowpages later. a house stalker will also use maps.live.com to view houses at all angles. a house stalker will only go after large homes tho in wealthy areas. a house stalkr in nj will probly track down alpine, saddle river, mantoloking, deal, bernardsville, essex fells, basking ridge, far hills, bedminster and others. house stalkers arent harmful just a tad creepy....but dnt worry they wont bite.....unless you try n snatch away their camera. a house stalker will then force his/her parents to drive them to the location of the big houses and they will proceed to take snapshots of the house from all different angles. they may do things such as fence hopping nd camera dodging cuz most of the houses that are stlked are large and have security cameras. they may also right down the owners license plate number if they happen to be comming or leaving but thats optional. house stalkers may track down wealthy celebs suck as k. lee and donald trump and find their house address.
**house stalker driving through saddle river**
HS- *sees huge mansion* stop the car! *DIVES OUT OF CAR INTO NEARBY BUSHES, pulls out camera** *click clik click** *sneakily crwls back into car n drives away*
owner- wtf? *runs to panic room*
house stalkers r creepy
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Having a collection of STD's
This guy slept around a lot and ended up with herpes, clymydia and a rash.
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