im buying criminality

Representing a person as a transgender, femboy and / or furry with more than 12 pronouns and loves being a socialistic activist about their rights.

Hey bro, im buying criminality

Im the captain now

when you cum in her eyes and kick her legs in then shout I'm the captain now

Oi bitch im the captain nowwwwww

aww im sorry fam

when ur trying to be thirsty/a good friend but u can’t decide

B: my arm fell off and now my gf is cheating on me with my pastor
G: aww im sorry fam

im hungyyy

A common phrase used by the Twitch streamer CaseOh to describe his current state of his stomach being vacant.

caseoh: "chat im hungyyy..."

Im a Mega wanker

You are a Mega wanker!

"lol Im a mega wanker"
"same lol"

im dead for you

I love you so much it hurts- I'm dead. Whatever you did made me laugh or smile a LOT in appreciation for you.

Sister: *sends pic of her baby doing something cute and silly*
Me: OMG IM DEAD FOR YOU baby! I LOVE HER!

im da bigest bird

im da bigest bird

im da bigest bird, im da bigest bird, oh im da bigest bird, im da bigest bird