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internalized ableism

It’s not funny, so look it up on Google.

Me (a wheelchair bound man): I’m disabled and I hate myself.
Google: You have internalized ableism.

by June 6, 2024

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International Football Month

November was the official Month the best sport on earth was invented.

International Football Month is the best month ever

by WorldFootballPresident June 16, 2024


International Gobs Day

"International Gobs Day" on December 31st is a globally celebrated occasion dedicated to recognizing and appreciating the invaluable contributions of gobs worldwide. Gobs, referring to a colloquial term for the myriad of essential but often overlooked tasks and roles performed by individuals across various professions and walks of life, are honored on this day.

The day serves as a reminder to acknowledge the often unsung heroes who diligently carry out tasks ranging from janitorial work to administrative duties, from caregiving responsibilities to customer service roles, and beyond. International Gobs Day highlights the significance of every role in maintaining the functionality and harmony of society.

On this day, organizations and communities may host events, express gratitude through gestures such as appreciation letters or small tokens of acknowledgment, or simply take a moment to reflect on the importance of the diverse array of roles that gobs fulfill.

In essence, International Gobs Day is a time to celebrate the often unseen but indispensable efforts of individuals who contribute to the smooth operation of various sectors, fostering a sense of recognition, appreciation, and unity on a global scale.

International Gobs Day is the best day ever.

by Bejder April 8, 2024


Senior Principle Intern

An individual with excessive years of internship at the same company, without receiving a job offer. Almost always is paid at half rate. Deserves little to no praise for work accomplished.

Those papers from the Senior Principle Intern finally arrived on my desk this morning, they are excessively late and faulty.

by ddos October 24, 2011


Gateway International

Gateway International is a roadmap to your abroad dreams. One can call it a sim-sim wish opening gate or Ginni which fulfills the wish of students wishing to study abroad.

Gateway International guides students from application to VISA in such a proper way that Universities and Competitors are in shock!!

“Who will pick up the phone and call, when there is a Gateway International(helping hand) to your dream life.”

by hoshiyar December 2, 2021


The real international soapy titty pic day

Right up there with Christmas and kick a ginger day, this is a holiday that is honored world wide. The traditional celebration is sending a soapy titty pic to the ones you care about and spreading joy. This holiday takes place on April 11th.

Babe I can’t believe you forgot it’s the real international soapy titty pic day

by Mike hunt, philanthropist April 12, 2024


AFNorth International School

A international school that host Canadians, Germans, Latvians, American, rich Saudi Kids, British kids, and so on.

Located in the Netherlands, but doesn’t teach Dutch, or teach the language Dutch

Isn’t your typical high school, middle school, or elementary school.

Nothing really happens here, the seniors can be weird (but they cool) but other than that, nothing. The freshman are always off until they are sophomores

We are not very good at athletics, due to the size of the school

Like 1/8th of the schools students live in another country

TikTok was a thing but has since died

Fuck Coronavirus!

“Where do you go to school?”
“The next country over at AFNorth International School” or “here”
Confused European, “what?”

Spill the tea
“Nothing happens here at AFNorth international school, ever”

by crazycatcrazyschool October 16, 2020