The Shittiest internet browser ever.
"Aw man! Internet Explorer froze again!"
"Why were you using internet explorer?"
"I was trying to download Google Chrome."
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Internet kaput a forbidden spell that only the great magician and one of the four holy games titosplayz can cast the leader of the tits army
This spell can instantly shut down the enemy's internet connection as well as their pc/phone and power
Also it can be countered by offering 14 goats at the holy shrine of big nigga in greece...if titos casts this spell twice it will double the radius of this spell and the time the effect takes place
Sexygamer4450:Look at this noob it's an easy win gg
TitosPlayz:INTERNET KAPUT
Sexygamer4450:hey what is going on what kind of spell did you cast on me i swear i will never play this game again please don't do it PLEASEEEEE
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Someone who is tough and thuggish online behind a screen thinking their a demon, but fragile as a pillow in real life. They play with peopleβs emotions thinking nothing is going to happen to them because their online.
Online: - That boy Calab is a lame I can have sex with his girlfriend and his momma and smack his daddy and his brothers! I might just smack him myself!
Real life: - Calab: WHAT YOU SAID BOUT ME?!
Internet Thug: What you mean dude I wasnβt talking about you man I didnβt mean it Iβm sorry
Calab: NAH SAY WHAT YOU SAID ONLINE TO MY FACE IF YOU BOLD LIKE THAT!!!
Internet Thug: ...
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1. Using the world wide web to view your financial status and arrange your transactions.
2. Wanking with assistance from the world wide web.
1. Steve: The ATM's out, I need to check my balance.
Dave: It's all about internet banking, dude.
2. Trevor: Where were you last night, man? I called round yours like 3 times.
Nigel: Sorry man, 4 hours of pure internet banking.
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A creepy person on the internet who creeps on blockgames and sues people for copying his or her blockgame builds. Usually above the age of 18. Sometimes living at the residence of his or her parents. (Max12)
"Wow this guy is really pulling a max12 it's so creepy. What an Internet Pedophile"
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The no internet game that has somehow has turned into an internet meme
You have no internetYou have no internetYou have no internetYou have no internetYou have no internet
Friend:shit I have no internet
Other friend:but the no internet game is awesome
Friend:oh my god your right
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A nerdy child who spends all day and night playing games such as 'Minecraft' and 'Viva PiΓ±ata'.
In person they are quiet and friendly, and can be relied upon for favours. However, When let looses on the internet, they spawn massive hairy internet balls, and it isn't pretty. Insulting anything and anyone who stands in their way, they rampage across social networking sites attempting to gain 'respect'.
After a rant is over the Internet cunt will usually make a half hearted apology, and delete all evidence of their envolvment, often to avoid a beating.
Steven, stop commenting, your being an Internet Cunt.
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