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When you and your buddy pull up to a crosswalk and this asshole in a brand new white caddy SUV doesnt stop. Then almost smashes the little riceburner in front of it and nearly misses the sidewalk. Then when he pulls away he totally fucks up his brand new rims by hitting the curb!
Feasting over some hoochies, Doug almost pulled a White Caddy back there.
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That girl is so hot, I could blow my white excitement in my pants. Or: I need to coax a load of white excitement before my balls smurf.
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A term used when a bloke tries to steal another blokes misses
Wylie: hey mate did Fabio just steal your misses
Aaron: Yea mate I've just been white anted
Wylie: Maaaan That's white anting all right
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Cumming in a girls mouth when she's giving you a blowjob and then making a joke right as she is swallowing. Watch that shit come out her nose. Great success.
I totally just white comedianed this super baked girl last night
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Female version of a white knight.
Can be a lesbian that vehemently defends thots on Instagram, OR can be a straight woman who kisses the ass of a Chad and constantly sucks up to please men, whilst trashing women because she's " not like other girls "
White knightesses are the most annoying women to exist. Other females hate her, or they ARE her.
Angela: ALL men are good men! We need more male positivity because men have it worse than women! All women are stuck up bitches!
Kaitlyn: Stop being a fucking White Knightess you annoying bitch!
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southside baseball team from chicago. won the world series in '05 but still no one shows up to their games. they make jokes the cubs corking their bats but didnt albert belle cork his shit when he was on the white sox? thats what i thought.
hey the white sox won the world series in 05.
how come no one comes to the cell?
because its in the middle of the projects
oh i see, wanna go to wrigley?
sure!
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white dragon
when recieving a blowjob at the moment of orgasim plunge your penis as far as it will go to make her gag and for you to orgasim at the same time making her shoot her sperm threw her nose
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