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Post Jerk Depression

That feeling of dread and awfulness, when you realize that beating your meat isn't making you happy and you think back about all of your mistakes that lead you to having a twitchy dick in your hand, after busting a nut

My Post Jerk Depression kicked in and I'm ready to die man

by BigDickMcGoo January 26, 2019


next-room-jerk

A quiet and careful masturbation session done while someone is in the next room. Done silently so as not to attract their attention and with a watchful eye toward the door.

I was so horny the other day, but my mom wouldn't leave the house. I had to have a next-room-jerk in the den while she was in the kitchen. Most uncomfortable fap ever!

by g.spell_omega April 30, 2015


Jerk Off Purposes

When someone or something is used only for the purpose of Jerking one off so they can get that NUT.

Naratio: Yo Marlo, whatever happened to that chick Stephanie?

Marlo: Haha that bitch was strictly kept around for Jerk Off Purposes only.

Naratio: Damn Marlo haha

by Actionkkjva1 November 15, 2010

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Roman Circle Jerk

When a group of people sit around in a circle and jerk the person next to them off, like how the Romans used their shields to protect the person next to them.

Rob was feeling down, so I invited him to a Roman Circle Jerk, so he wouldn't have to jack off alone.

by DickTckler September 4, 2015


Jerk off January

Each day in January you got to jerk off

Dude: what is JJJ

Dude2: Jerk off January

by Swagcrafter November 21, 2019


Jerk off January

Jerk of January is when you wank all month nonstop. Try make your ballsacks look like raisins

Its jerk off January lets wank all month

by xxxvideos.com November 27, 2019


Jerk off January

Destroy Dick December is now at an end, but Jerk off January is here. Instead od beating your meat gradually until you reach the end, you slowly decrease the number of times you beat your meat a day.

"You ready for Jerk off January?"

"My dick still hurts from Destroy dick December but yes, I can't wait!"

by Domingo_lluevioso287 November 6, 2020