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The holiest and most sexy knees you will ever see. They are powerful enough to kill half the universe if Jesus touches them together.
Person: "Oh my god, have you seen Jesus's Knees?"
Other Person: "No...?"
Jesus: "Hey look at my Knees!"
Both People: *Faints
When a massive or difficult project is finished in a relatively short amount of time.
Luke McKinny, cracked.com Over three days, I saw a Beijing street torn up, disemboweled and resurfaced. The roadway was made whole at Jesus velocity
a weird food they sell at the Korean Presbyterian church down the street
Dude have you had the Jesus on a stick?
yeah man it tastes pretty good
The best average player to grace a football pitch. HIs touch on the ball is mediocre but he can still steal the ball...and your girlfriend. FUCK YOU HES THE BEST
Ugly girl: WHo even is Gabriel Jesus?
Hot Girl: THE BEST PLAYER IN THE FUCCKING WORLD
When your iphone or MacBook dies, they go up in the Cloud to Apple Jesus.
When an Apple product is sick and you need just long enough to let your contract run out or get them backed up, you pray that they don't go see Apple Jesus yet.
Apple Jesus lives where the Cloud is.
I still owe $200 on my iphone 6, so it can't go see Apple Jesus yet!
I lost my iphone today. I am praying to Apple Jesus that my photos I took last night are really up in the cloud.
An deliciously strong alcoholic beverage meant to be chugged.
It consists of half Natural Light and half Sangria, and is finished off with a shot of vodka. After mixing the ingredients in a red solo cup, the drink is meant to be consumed extremely fast for the best end result. Sangria is used to represent the blood of jesus and the beer/vodka to make you sleazy.
The drink received its name from the sleazy jesus scene in the recent musical "Reefer Madness."
Holy Jeez, that Sleazy Jesus was damn good.
Another round!