goldie locks zone

Just like Goldie Locks, you have picked the perfectly right option of your desires. Whether your preference be dating, in a relationship or simply the talking stage, it is the perfect situation you and your partner are currently in. This is Goldie Locks Zone.

Included for men and women of all ages and of all stages in a relationship. This is where you and your partner feel the most joyful and satisficed at their stage of the relationship.

Justin: So Ryan, are you and Jessica a thing now?
Ryan: Bro. We are in the Goldie Locks Zone. We are both perfectly happy in where we are in our relationship.

Locked and loaded

A guy with his trouser snake poking skyward, ready to have bareback sex

Girl 1: Anna have you seen this locked and loaded specimen by the front door of the club?

Anna: yes he looks like a dork too. Let's go to another bar.

is not locked in place

Does not stay in place, or not permanent.

Please remember, however that the change is not locked in place.

peak lock

Mid anime called blue lock anyone who says its peak is lying.

yo have you seen peak lock

No its mid

PEAK LOCK

some retard said blue lock was mid so i came to set the record straight

fucking retard "yo you be watching mid lock?"
sigma gigachad "you mean peak lock 5'6 imbecile"

Sperm Locked

Sperm Locked, unspoken binding contract in which two people have engaged in intercourse that results in the birth of a child. Can be positive or negative according to your #affectionship.

Positive
Stacey “I’m pregnant Dave”
Dave “You’re Sperm Locked?”
Stacey “I am”
Dave “Will you marry me?”
(Happily Married)

Negative
Stacey “I’m pregnant Dave”
Dave “You’re Sperm Locked?!”
Stacey “I am”
Dave “Fuck”

(Dave never returned)

Caps Lock Excited

The mood in which you must uncontrollably caps lock someone's face off.

1. HOLY CRAP I CAN'T BELIEVE HOT POCKETS ARE 50 CENTS OFF
2. HEY I'M IN THE MOOD TO CAPS LOCK YOUR FACE OFF, BECAUSE I AM CAPS LOCK EXCITED.