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a nasty witch that can't teach for shit and deserves to suck on satan toes
Mrs. Hetlinger can't teach, you should knock her up Jim. might improve her teaching
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a smelly fucking bald cunt he smells like fucking catpiss and cigarettes he cant teach himself how to wank not to mention how to teach a class of teenagers how to wank over a maths book
" shut up malachy i am mr brophy do you not understand"
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An incompetent human being that was the fat kid in pe that never got chosen and did steroids to get bigger but the effects of the steroids made him have a small dick. He now is half a man and has a Shitty pe job and a displeasured and cheats on him and takes it out on his students and loves through his unpleasured sex life and lives thorough it with Avacodos. He
Hi I’m a mr fuschetti kind of person
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1 - Hey, have you heard that?
2 - Yeah, is it true?
1 - Yeah! It's a Mr. Windorf!
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A guy from Ukraine who teaches English at Lennard high. He loves anime and DND and is one of the coolest guys ever.
Mr. kriz is talking about anime again.... Not a surprise.
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The entity "Mr Pillay" is often seen in a suit with a navy blue tie as a with a distinguishable feature of his perfectly spherical polished forehead that resembles the candy "Maltesers". This may explain why the composition of "Mr Pillay" are sugar-2%, skimmed milk powder-3.8%, cocoa butter-39.7%, glucose syrup-18.2%, barley malt extract-12.7% , cocoa mass-31%, palm fat-3.1%, lactose-2.7%, wheat flour-3.1%, emulsifiers (E442, soya lecithin, E492) total 4.9%, palm oil- 4.6%, raising agents (E500, E501, E341) total -4.9%, salt-18%, gelling agent (pectin)-12%, flavouring.
Although chocolate in composition the entity "Mr Pillay" spreads as a cognito-hazard to organisms in his vicinity displaying abilities to disrupt then manipulate any affected victims to the entity's desires to infect and effectively control all under his thumb. The behaviour of "Mr Pillay" includes patrolling areas at precisely noon and early 10 EST and routine monitoring of unfortunate victims involved in his organisation. Underestimation of "Mr Pillay" is fatal as the entity can emit at any time a force of 100 Megatons worth of TNT or one TSAR BOMBA thermonuclear weapon without warning, often creating craters kilometres in diameter.
Mr Pillay is Class Level 14 object and it will be warned that if the sight of "Mr Pillay" is in contact, remove yourself immediately from your area, contact a local therapist, physician , psychologist and federal authorities immediately.
"MMM, A very tasty Mr Pillay" Caleb
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The new substitution for the 'Chuck Norris' Jokes. As with Steven Segal. He has he's own individual potential for jokes, but most people just replace the names of the persona 'facts'.
This does not, however, change the awesome righteousness of Mr. T.
Mr. does pity. And I'm a afraid it's you, 'fool'.
Pain!
'Speed walking? I pity you fool!'
Mr. T and/or Chuck Norris and/or Steven Segal don't read books, they stare them down until the books give them the information.
The new word of the day is PAIN!!!!!!
During the first season of American Gladiators, 24 contestants died while attempting to run the Eliminator. The Eliminator was a cardboard cutout of Mr. T.
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