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Someone that all the girls feel comforable talking to because they are undeniably and permenently destined for the friend zone.
See also: Beta Soy Boy
Friend 1:All the girls only want to talk to me
Friend 2:Thats because you're an Absolute Beta Male destined for the Friend Zone.
A male variation of a superiority complex in the form of an obsession with their supposed dominance hierarchy ranking, resulting in them being annoying, selfish, materialistic and egotistical, and generally acting like a stereotypical alpha male. It also goes under the names Alpha complex and Alpha male syndrome.
Examples of this behavior would include: Buying expensive cars or materials despite not really having the money, immense and annoying amounts of flexing, an abnormal obsession with hitting on women or staring at them, combing or getting haircuts typically associated with an "Alpha male".
(Take note that these people typically don't have that much money or success, but are under the belief that they are at the apex of human kind.)
Guy: Oh wow, Jaden you sure have an Alpha male complex don't you?
Jaden: What's wrong stupid bitch? Can't fuck as many women as me? HAHA beta cuck, go play some Fortnite and suck dick as I go drive in my 500k Shelby Mustang as I fuck your old high school crush and knock a baby in her.
Guy: But... You don't have that mu-
Jaden: SHUT IT BETA BITCH!
When two males have sex and the bottom shit's while the other cums
Oh no did we male truffle butter?!
A style of soft rock originating in the mid 90s that usually consists of lyrical themes are drawn from a put on “soft guy/lonely” persona, and consists of dudes in their late 20s with skinny jeans and long hair singing about how a woman betrayed them, how they got cucked by another dude, or how lonely they are in the world. It also contains the same 4-5 chords on guitar and a single beat on drums throughout the entire song. The typical fan of this genre can be expected to be a guy who likes to act like he cares about social issues, and worships women because he’s so starved of pussy that he must sacrifice everything that makes him a man. Examples of beta male rock bands are: Gin Blossoms, The Goo Goo Dolls, Counting Crows, Matchbox Twenty, and Lifehouse.
Andddddd that was “Hey Jealousy” by the Goo Goo dolls…. I mean Oasis…. I mean Gin Blossoms! Eh, who gives a fuck, they’re all beta male rock bands anyway.
Brick is usually a very smart, but very...special...or "weird" guy. He is also usually very funny and lovable. Brick usually looks for something new to try and a new talent to have. (Bricks are NOT the datable type, they are the BFF type)
girl: "Brick (male name) is at the library again"
girl 2: "of course"
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Alex (Alexander) means “protector of mankind.” He is one of the most understanding, intelligent and honest guy you would ever meet. He is attractive inside out. He is a great listener, organised and has great leadership qualities. He can either become or best friend or steal you heart almost immediately. Alex is super reliable, reasonable and quite reserved at times. Consider yourself a lucky human when you meet him because, he'd always be there for you and when he can't it's horrible. He will always care for you and be your knight in shining armour and, your ray of light in the darkest spaces.
Alexander, Alex (Male) means “protector of mankind”
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How I introduce my boyfriend to other people when I'm pissed at him or when a breakup is inevitable.
Jake: Hey Jeff! Well well well, who do we have here?
Jeff: This is Neil, my temporary male companion.
Neil: Not very nice.
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