fade me

When you're playing in a open game of craps (not in a casino), you need someone to put up money against what you're betting. The person putting up that money is "fading" you.

when you shout: "someone fade me!" you are asking for them to put up money against your bet.

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stuck with me

an awesome green day song that is true punk in the way it sounds; the song is about a guy and a rich girl; the rich girl puts him down because he doesnt conform with her elite society (since punk is all about individuality)

Cast out,
Buried in a hole,
Struck down,
Forcing me to fall,
Destroyed,
Giving up the fight,
Well I know I'm not all right

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Pull me

Similar to blow me it is a way to say "go fuck yourself" while recomending the person gives you a hand job, hence the pullilng of the penis.

Andy: Dude, I fucked your mom last night!
Toby: Pull me!

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look at me!

Phrase you yell when you pants someone in a public place, preferably a mall. People will look, guaranteed. It's even funnier if you push the person down and run away.

After you pants someone, push them down, yell "look at me!" and run away.

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Suck Me

An insult you use against your enemies.

Person 1: Suck me
Person 2: excuse me
Person 1: you heard

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help me

I'm so overwhelmed and exhausted and tired but I don't want to give up because I cannot bear to become a failure, I don't want to be a failure but I'm so unbearably tired. I hate everything and everyone and how I feel and I can't do this, I'm so goddamn tired.

"nobody blatantly says help me because it's apparently an unspoken taboo to ask for help and nobody really believes you until it's too late haha"

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send for me

a slightly outdated phrase that is quickly making a comeback by those who feel important enough to require personalised invitations to attend menial events within their day.

Send for me when my breakfast of yoghurt and muesli is ready

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