Catchin the monkey

The act of catching HIV (Human immunodeficiency virus)

Kevin: You gonna be catchin the monkey if you mess with her dog
Darryl: Don't worrry son, Ima wear a condom

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pompous monkey

a person that is so arrogant and self absorbed that they start to take on the appearance of a fat monkey

my spanish teacher is a pompous monkey

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Canal Monkey

Any person who originates or lives in Italy, more specifically in the city of Venice. Also can be referred to as a Canal Kid.

Hey look at that Canal Monkey walking down the street. Bet his parents own a pizza place too.

The Canal Monkey's signed a bad deal with Hitler in World War II.

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sketch monkey

sombody that is really paranoid when they are ''high,stoned,baked,''.
or also can be used when a person acts stupid when they are ''high''.

ex1.sketch monkey: a dawg u got eye drops?
hommie: na dawggg but ur eyes are fuckin white geee??
sketch monkey: why do u have to lie!?
hommie: I iant dawg ur eyes are white!, u fuckin ''sketch monkey'' lol.
ex2.

hommie: are u ganna take a hit rite here in class??
sketch monkey: yea why not??
hommie: dawg ur a ''sketch monkey'' ur ganna get cought up.
sketch monkey: hommie ur a ''sketch monkey'' nothings ganna happen mr.teacher is old he wont smell shit.

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Monkey Pile

(noun) A pile of people or animals, usually with one individual on the bottom of said pile.
(verb) To pile on; the act of creating a monkey pile, often used in the intransitive imperative form.

Wow, that huge monkey pile on Newt Gingrich must be crushing him!

Monkey pile on Newt!

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chiba monkey

Stoner.

I don't want to go to the party, there's going to be a bunch of chiba monkeys.

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Monkey Dunking

When you play as Winston in Overwatch and drop in on those Hanzo hunsbando fags.

Player 1: You see that Hanzo up there? It's time for a good monkey dunking.

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