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A cosmetic treatment in which a female's pubes are removed from the vaginal area by applying scalding hot wax, followed by brutally ripping off the wax and bush together.
Bro #1: Dude whats that in your teeth?
Bro #2: Pubes...DAMN that skank needs a muff wax. It's like a birds nest down there.
The 5 o'clock shadow girls get after a few days of not shaving their pubic region.
If you think I'm eating that with that muff gruff going on, you got another thing coming.
Stupid crack baby bitch on the bus that should probably just go to hell because everyone would be better off if they died
Hey look its queen muff muncher.
When you lay down and then two naked ladies rub their pussies on your ears at the same time.
Last night at a bachelor party my buddy John had the strippers give home pussy muffs.
When a girl fakes an orgasm, she is bluffing her muff muff.
Guys "have you ever been muff-bluffed?" - I would hope not!
Girl " I'm a regular muff bluffer" or "I've never had to bluff my muff"
When things just get really bad...
I was talking to a 10, when her 1.5 of a friend came over and cockblocked me...from there things would pretty much go south on a dirty muff...