Any nap lasting longer than 5 hours
Man, that final sucked so hard I took a kass-nap after.
instead of taking an actual shower and nap like you had told your friends you were doing, you take a quick shower and jack off for 20 mins, then go back out drinking.
Also know as a Doug.R. Nap
Dug: "I need to get rid of this hangover. Guys, I think i'm gonna go home and take a nap and a shower..."
...
Al: "Dude... youre trying to go jerk off arent you?."
Dug:"...so"
Brian:"...I'm gonna go take a Hammer nap too..."
A “Nigga Nap” is a period of sleep, usually during the day when normal people are at work, that Niggas take so that they can participate in various criminal activities during the nighttime when ordinary, non-criminal type people are asleep.
Jovan took a nigga nap before he started his shift on 12th and Main slangin’ rocks.
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A response when something goes wrong, or someone says or does some dum shit
Ben: damn I just got rejected hardbody by Jennifer
Dan: you dumb stupid she put you on blast bro, nap time.
Used to describe a time when potential gamers are tired, and are prepared to play on the football game Fifa, but with the agreement that intermittent naps may be taken.
This can be applied to any game or activity. EG: Film Nap, food nap, read nap, talk nap and so on.
"Fifa Nap?"
"I'll play, but I might need a nap at some point, Fifa nap?"
The price of your merchendise is to high
Josh: This colt revolver is two thousand dollars
JD: Boy you crazy, you better take you a nap tryin to sell that ol hundred dollar gun for two thousand I got one made in 1949 and it looks like brand new.
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A wet-nap is a girl who’s always thinking about sex and therefore, has a pussy that is always wet (like a purell wet-napkin).
You weren’t kidding when you said that girl had a wet-nap.