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when you have sex with a country girl after a long day of work on a ranch/farm
Billy felt up for an Alabama hot pocket, but I don't like the salty taste.
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A sexual position that involves at least one contortionist, a body harness, rubber sheets, a small farm animal, a blow torch, and a double-headed dildo.
Rebel loved engaging in the Alabama crab dangle with his life partner Forkman.
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sweet home Alabama is a meme made by a ticktocker meaning incest
dude 1 "SWEET HOME ALABAMA"
dude 2 "incest much"
dude 1 " i dont get it"
dude 2 " go check out the definition on urban dictionary you fridget"
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When a person with a pony tail inserts it completely into the anal canal of a willing participant. The instertee then clenches the anus while moving forward so as to pull the inserter along.
David Rear wanted the rare and mystical alabama trailer hitch, so he fed his long greasy pony tail deep into the anus of his willing girlfriend and proceeded to urge her forward motion. Incidentally, this resulted in rug burn.
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Sneak attack sex in the middle of the night. The gentleman caller holds the female's face down by placing his palms squarely over her eye sockets resulting in two black eyes.
"Lauren was sleeping but I was feeling frisky so I woke her up with an Alabama Night Owl. She had black eyes for a week!"
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Alabama Road Train is the act of towing a motor vehicle on a large trailer with a 2nd or 3rd trailer being towed by the car/trailer combo in front of it. This highly dangerous act is mostly performed by rednecks who watched one show of Outback Truckers and decide it's safe to copy the Australians with there clapped out F250s.
My mate Billy Bob asked me to help move house, he bought his Alabama Road Train with him, I took my own car.
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When, for some odd reason, your penis is frostbitten and the tip of said penis falls off leaving you with just a shaft.
The red headed woman wanted sex with the italian but, because of his Alabama frosty tip, he would recieve no pleasure.
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