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one can man: somebody that can only handle one can of beer before they are pissed. E.G. Matthew Vause.
one can man
*turns around to hand Matt his second beer*
*looks down to see him on the floor, completely out*
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yes, of course, why do you ask when you know the answer?
The expression - part of the "does a bear shit in the woods?" family - is used to reply to a question that accepts only one obvious answer: an unambiguous "yes"
Two weeks ago I had a letter from the Prime Minister asking if I would be willing to receive the honour - Commander of the British Empire - if the Queen sanctioned it? Can a duck swim?
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Useful phrase for when presenting or proposing a plan of action. Also, it sounds more bad ass than "is it time for..."
Is it can be tiem for teh drinkypoos?
Of course gravy, I only wish it could be all the time.
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to have an ugly face, to be unattractive.
When my sister was born my dad said her face looked like a can of crushed assholes.
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jellied cranberry sauce (non-homemade) that comes in a can, typically served at thanksgiving
Will you please pass the canned-berry sauce?
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taking a salt+ice bath, lighting yourself on fire and then having vicious intercourse.
Man: Me and Sally were having trouble in the bedroom, but since we tried the 'alaskin trash can', we feel young again!
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