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DRAGON. DREAM. FEET.

your first real love, your darkest nightmare

DRAGONDREAMFEET: Hello, ahbap man.

*some time later*

SimpJimmy: See you around, man ahbap.

---5 long years later---

SimpJimmy: Hey DRAGON, I need to tell you something important.

DRAGONDREAMFEET: Hey Simp, what's up?

SimpJimmy: I am not the person I pretended to be. It is time now.

DRAGONDREAMFEET: Ahbap what are you talking abo-...

PijimSammy: *Pulls DRAGONDREAMFEET's heart out* Sorry, DREAM boy. I wish we could stay friends as we were for the last 5 years.

DRAGONDREAMFEET: *inaudibly* Move... to the left...

PijimSammy: Huh?! How are you still able to talk?

DRAGONDREAMFEET: Step to the... right...

PijimSammy: Crap!

DRAGONDREAMFEET: Dance your FEET off!!!

Mystical Epic Chorus: DRAGON. DREAM. FEET.

*A strong energy burst + sick explosion*

...

???: Not today.

by DRAGON-DREAM-FEET November 20, 2021


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by onewoodenleg2 January 04, 2022


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by onewoodenleg2 January 04, 2022


Mango Feet

You tried looking up 'Jango Fett', didn't you?

Autocorrect fucking changed 'Jango Fett' to 'Mango Feet'!

by JackieP00 May 03, 2021


Jonkler Feet Obby

A Jonkler Feet Obby is a labyrinth comprised by the greatest of minds that isn't solvable by the most intellectual beings.

"oh my sigma! i'm cooked gang.. I'M IN THE JONKLER FEET OBBY!!!"

by sigmamen October 06, 2024


Sushi Feet

Having feet that are crooked, smell really bad, or both.

Damn, Klara has them Sushi Feet

by ArkadeMachine December 16, 2019


Cricket feet-ing

To rub clean one’s feet after dancing on a dirty floor.

Y’all better keep cricket feet-ing in this corner!”

by Applenocinnamon October 07, 2023