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A carefully defined pointing system in which men or women compete for the most "points" alloted for sexual conquests. For example, a point is rewarded for a conquest for every 2 years higher/lower than your own. Another for STDs being transmited, some for unwanted pregnancy, ethnicity, overall atractiveness of the woman/man etc.
Feautred in the movie Carrie 2, and now becoming a cultural phenomenon objectifying woman and turning sex into a game, the pointing system is becoming more and more used in North America, with some word of it spreading to Europe (since foreigners are worth points too).
Tony: "Yo, how many points did you score on the Jordan Carey list last night?"
Luc: "4! She was 21, a cripple, black, and from Brazil! She wouldnt let me have a 3-way with her friend though. That would have been 6 more!"
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when jordan's ex girlfriend goes on a rant about how ugly and whorebaggish the girl's on jordan's facebook wall and in his photos are.
katie went on a jordan slut rampage when she saw that lots of overly made up girls had been posting on jordan's wall.
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When a man gets a baseball bat and lubricates it enough so it can be inserted into another mans anus. This maneuver is named "the Jordan Law" after the first to do so.
Wow, Bob was "Pulling a Jordan Law" on Jim lasnight when Jims mom walked in on them!
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DAAAAMNNNNNNNNNN!!!! Dat Nigga Is Rollin' On Michael Jordans
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When somebody tells a joke or sends something "funny" to a group chat, but no one laughs or even replies to it.
That somebody: Hey, have u seen that video of the guy farting?
Everyone:
Everyone 10 hours after airing it: this is a certified jordan moment
Pulling a Jordan Taylor is the act in which a natural born blonde women cheats on you with 15 people in total.
Guy 1: have you heard Jenna has been cheating on 1 dude with like 15 other people.
Girl 1: omg we need this to be know that she’s pulling a Jordan Taylor
A Nerd kid, who is meow meow and big puffter who is scared on everything and teacher pet.
look at this pus Luca Jordan-Vieira