run a train

When a line of (gay) men line up and insert their penises into the man in from of them. Sound effects and movement optional.

Dude I went to a party in the gay district of D.C. and the guys wanted to run a train with me at the lead!!!

Thats some fucked up shit!!

I know... but I did it

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leash training

leash training is an obedience exercise for naked cadets to perform where the "Master" puts a leash around the neck of his dog-slave and leads him around to all the cadet toilets and makes the cadet suck off any other cadet who wants a blowjob.

Matt bought a beautiful black leather leash, and started giving me leash training -- he took me around to all the cadet toilets and ordered me to suck dick!

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implant training

Training underwent by girls with fake tits and guys with fake dicks to make sure their implants don't fail them (and burst) when they try something vaguely related to sex

V: "Fuck man, me and S were foolin 'round y'day night and suddenly her implants burst!"
P: "That's what she gets for never going through implant training!"
V: "Colleges should make that shit a required course man!"
P: "Totally!"

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Sleep Train

THE Sleep Train is the most comfortable bed in existence, not because of the mattress but because the most incredible man is the conductor and makes the sleep train better than heaven.

The sleep train is nothing w/o my conductor

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cross training

Cross training. When a manager loses their patience when teaching an employee

''WHY CANT YOU ****ING UNDERSTAND NORMAN? THE CHEESE GOES ON THE BURGER BEFORE THE SAUCE!''
''What's going on there Paul?''
''Oh Mr Jones is Cross Training the new starter''

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Train Whistle

The trifecta of sound created when a girl farts, burps, and queefs simultaneously

Ashley let out a Train Whistle so loud it stopped traffic.

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elephant training

a term used to describe an enormous task or group of jobs that need completing. The tasks must include physical exertion, thought and take a lot of effort, just like training an elephant.

Different coloured elephants can be used to describe the difficulty of a task along the colour spectrum; red/orange elephants are easiest, blue/purple elephants the most difficult

Q: Are you coming out tonight?
A: Can't, I've got to train an elephant

Q: What are you up to this weekend
A: I'm doing some orange elephant training
Q: That'll only take an hour, come to the bar

Q: How's your essay?
A: Harder then training a blue elephant

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