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paul rizk

A sexy young man who bags all his friends’ moms with ease. He also bullies everyone shorter than him to assert his dominance .

Paul Rizk is such a fine young man.

by Ali Azima December 15, 2021


Paul Williamsaphobia

Abnormal fear of singer/songwriter Paul Williams after seeing him on "The Muppet Show" as a young child. Symptoms may include extreme anxiety when viewing the movie "Smokey and the Bandit" and the inability to watch "Bugsy Malone" even though you love Scott Baio. Some liken it another childhood trauma that caused "Shields and Yarnell Syndrome."

Paul Williamsaphobia can cause sudden chills when the name Paul Williams is spoken. Massive anxiety when you see him win a Grammy in the year 2014, causing flashbacks of him surrounded by Muppets and playing piano. Visions of him wearing a large cowboy hat as Little Enos Burdette and making a double or nothing bet with the Bandit to "Go to Boston and bring back some clam chowder for me and my daddy" has been known to give people an awkward feeling in their soul.

by MsJenHam January 28, 2014


paul noble

nonce watch out.

I think i just saw a " paul noble" today.

by Darren the g May 4, 2022


Pauling Asleep

The act of falling asleep at an unreasonably early hour while in the presence of guests.
Usually this will also consist of passing out on the largest piece of furniture; depriving someone of a place to sit.

"Oh look who's Pauling asleep again. Third time this week.."

by AlrightLike June 9, 2013


John-Paul

A John-Paul is a laboratory created clone with the genius of Napoleon, the ruthlessness of Julius Caesar, the daring of Hannibal, and the shrewdness of Attila the Hun.

John-Paul established the Taiping Heavenly Kingdom over varying portions of southern China, with himself as the "Heavenly King" and self-proclaimed younger brother of Jesus Christ, and is blamed for inciting The Taiping Rebellion.

Otherwise, a John-Paul is known for being a swell fella and steadfast friend.

Revelation 13:1: John-Paul will rise up out of the sea, having seven heads and ten horns, and upon his horns ten crowns, and upon his heads the name of blasphemy.

by NotJohn-Paul November 23, 2021


Lone Paul

When a grown man has a habit of mistaking underage girls for being older than they are. When confronted about his disturbing habit, he often becomes very hostile and rages incoherently.

"Did you see Jeff pick up that fourth grader the other day?"

"Again? Dude, he is such a Lone Paul."

by Howard Juno August 28, 2014


Michael Paul

Looking for souls

Michael Paul he wants to use the native people so he can go ahead and be strong

by EVE11111 June 5, 2023