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Describes having a posh wank, i.e. masturbating whilst wearing a condom
I walked in and he was polishing the jag
A woman who is a dominatrix in the relationship.
My girl got these black toe/fingernail polish....I can't wait until tonight!!!!
When you have your dick inside a woman's or man's ass, then they fart and blow your ball's up.
I was fucking Nancy in the ass and she gave me a Polish Blowjob.
A very large very pale peins at least 8 inches
Oh my God yesterday Tom from the office sent my girlfriend a picture of his polish pork sword so I gave him more papers to fill out just to piss him off
A sex position in which two or more partners engage in a sideways 69, both using thrusting force to achieve orgasm
Do you wish to polish wheelbarrow later, darling?
"How did you make her cum?" Asked josh
"The Polish Wheelbarrow" said fred "the Polish Wheelbarrow "
When someone doubles down on an elitist trait, they are adding “dick polish”.
Technically Dieter has two doctorate so in Germany his title gets a whole layer of dick polish. There he is Herr Doctor Doctor Dieter.
Stephanie got that really expensive phone and decided she just had to have real diamonds set in the case. She really likes that dick polish.
George’s dually is never used to tow, is the fanciest limited edition they offer, and is so dolled up with dick polish glitter comes out of the exhaust pipe and I can swear when he accelerates the car sounds like it’s saying “I’m better”.
The Polish Cow meme, originating in 2020, is a video of a low-quality dancing cow with the song "Gdzie jest biały węgorz ? (Zejście)" playing in the background. Translated to English, the lyrics go as followed: "The only thing inside my head is five grams of cocaine, fly away alone to the edge of oblivion. I have thoughts inside my head, when will this all end, whenever I'm alone because a white eel will fly in." This is the most recognizable section of the song, though the original song goes on for another three minutes thirty seconds.
Honestly, I love listening to the Polish Cow meme. Don't ask me why.