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1. To bail out of an event of any gravity whatsoever
This is usually school assemblies, interviews, tests or physics exams.
2.Also, to "pull a jeff" may refer to any act of appearing sleepy or fatigued, or to leave school early (ie lunchtime) to go home and sleep.
dude1: what do we have next man?
dude2: assembly
dude1: /pulls a jeff
dude1: man you look baddddd, you should pull a jeff
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Jerkin' Off
I ponder the posibility that I've been pulling the pud too much.
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When you attempt to pull someone in order to get in the good books of their friends.
Boy: Sophie would make a good tactical pull.
Friend: What the actual fuck ? No one likes Sophie.
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The act of getting a girl naked in bed, and then rolling over and falling asleep. Leaving her unsatisfied
"Dude, did you hear about James? He got so drunk last night he pulled a Zach!"
"Woah, sucks for her."
"Yea, he is the master tho of Pulling a Zach"
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verb; when you can't accept that your ex-girlfriend DOESN'T LOVE YOU ANYMORE, and or think everyone hates you
Gilbert- "Man, I really hope me and her get back together, I even made her a mixtape full of songs that show how much I need her."
Trey- "Man, you gotta leave her alone. You're starting to pull a Cory."
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1) Drinking excessive amounts of alcohol causing you to total various amounts of crappy cars and wake up in various place with no recollection of where your shoes are or playing an imaginary game of poker in the front seat of a car and losing.
2) Pick up the phone during intercourse and having friend from overseas talk to girlfriend while it is taking place.
3)getting caught by a super hero having sexual relations while dress as a pirate with another pirate.
"my friend is so good at pulling a baseball nobody likes him."
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This term has multiple uses. The more uncommon uses are One, in Nascar, the term pulling out is used in reference to when a pussy ass driver pulls out of line and drops to the back usually at Dega or Daytona, and two, this term can also be used in reference to when you are pulling out of parking spot in your car. Makes some sense right? Well honestly on the internet you never know cuz everyone’s a fucking dumbass. But back to the main use of the term pullout. Pulling out is That thing you do when Dick Juice is about to squirt in your Girlfriend. According to school health class this “method” is far from effective, but In my personal experience, it’s 100% effective so I don’t know what the hell they are talking about. So if you don’t want to be forced to pay child support, I highly recommend you do this. However, the only time this method seems to not be 100% effective is when for some reason your dumbass girlfriend doesn’t let u pullout and then you wind up being forced to pay child support for the next 18 years of your life, which takes valuable money away from your Beer Budget. And man when you are cheap person like me, any penny you are forced to spend on something that is supposed to be free and enjoyable, sex, really pisses me off.
Use 1- “Hamlin decided to Pull Out and go to the back of the line to avoid being wrecked.”
Use 2- “The way you Pull Out makes me wish your dad pulled out kid!”
Use 3- “Ya bro, I pulled out just in the Nick of time! I got so lucky I didn’t leave it in for a second longer!”
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