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reflex punch

An involuntary fist thrust in result of something said by a millennial asshole.

Adam: bro, that flatbill is supes gucci.
Charlie: ....
Adam: (reflex punched in the face)

by Charliecamelcase December 16, 2017


butthole punch

(verb) To punch one's butthole.

Stop doing that or I will butthole punch you.

by bingbongcamshaft January 23, 2016


Picco's Punch

Picco's Punch is referred to by many as a blackout potion. It's a delicate mixture of Monster energy drink, White Rum, and The notorious Four Loko. It is a key component to a hell of a gnarly time.

Guy 1:"Hey man, do you remeber what happened last night?"

Guy 2:"Nah man, not even a little."
Guy 1:"I told you Picco's punch makes the best memories you'll never remember."

by BPismyincome July 11, 2014


Muffin Punched

Overseas in Iraq the Army soldiers would throw as hard as they can, full sized individual wrapped Otis spunked muffins @ civilians.

I just threw this muffin at that kids face. Hit him so hard he almost fell over. I muffin punched him!

by Lucky_8 August 2, 2023


An AK Punch

Most people would think it's a punch as strong as an AK-47. It actually stands for "Autistic Kid" punch. Usually used to say a person punches like a lil bitch.

Lil bitch: "Bruh you have an ak punch"

Alex: "Tf is that?"
Ya boi: "He saying you weak af lmfao"

by Dio.every.day October 12, 2019


cubical punch

When someone uncomfortably touches you in your personal cube, in response you punch them in the genitalia

He hugged her for a long time so she cubical punched him in the groin

by Chilly Waters October 21, 2013


faux punch

to punch holes in your own card (such as a coffee shop card) in order to get the 10th free drink without actually buying the 9 drinks.

she hadnt paid for a latte in 3 months ever since she started faux punching her own cards

by Corvis. April 16, 2008