An involuntary fist thrust in result of something said by a millennial asshole.
Adam: bro, that flatbill is supes gucci.
Charlie: ....
Adam: (reflex punched in the face)
(verb) To punch one's butthole.
Stop doing that or I will butthole punch you.
Picco's Punch is referred to by many as a blackout potion. It's a delicate mixture of Monster energy drink, White Rum, and The notorious Four Loko. It is a key component to a hell of a gnarly time.
Guy 1:"Hey man, do you remeber what happened last night?"
Guy 2:"Nah man, not even a little."
Guy 1:"I told you Picco's punch makes the best memories you'll never remember."
Overseas in Iraq the Army soldiers would throw as hard as they can, full sized individual wrapped Otis spunked muffins @ civilians.
I just threw this muffin at that kids face. Hit him so hard he almost fell over. I muffin punched him!
Most people would think it's a punch as strong as an AK-47. It actually stands for "Autistic Kid" punch. Usually used to say a person punches like a lil bitch.
Lil bitch: "Bruh you have an ak punch"
Alex: "Tf is that?"
Ya boi: "He saying you weak af lmfao"
When someone uncomfortably touches you in your personal cube, in response you punch them in the genitalia
He hugged her for a long time so she cubical punched him in the groin
to punch holes in your own card (such as a coffee shop card) in order to get the 10th free drink without actually buying the 9 drinks.
she hadnt paid for a latte in 3 months ever since she started faux punching her own cards