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When taking your girl doggy cum in her butthole and then put a leaf blower into her ass so your cum comes outta her mouth
Me and my girlfriend just enjoyed Angry Puppy
Doggy-style anal sex with a girl missing a tooth.
Bro 1: Hey, I fucked that girl last night.
Bro 2: The one with the lazy eye and no front teeth?
Bro 1: Yeah, I gave her the ol' Mississippi Mud Puppy in her brown eye!
The process of walking a dog with the leash trailing between the two back legs in an attempt to gain canine compliance through overstimulation or greater fear of the collar pull. (Sidebar: Or the dog walker is dumb.)
Did you see those two crotch puppies on the trail yesterday? I feel so bad for those pooches. Someone needs to learn how to walk a dog.
someone who is bossed around by their girlfriend and would do anything for them. Typically when the girlfriend is super hot.
dude 1: yo bro we playing ball today?
dude 2: nah bro I can't I gotta take my girlfriend and her friends shopping.
dude 1: you are such a puppy-dude
dude 2: chill bro im not
Devouring phat lucious ass cheeks with a purpose!
Person one “yo bro did you puppy chug that hot bitch last night?”
Person two “what?”
December 18 National wear your puppy love shirt
friend1: Hey did you know it’s national wear your puppie love shirt day
friend2: No
friend1: well it is so we should wear them
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"AW!!! Look at all the horse puppies playing together!"
"Um....those are foals."
"What?"
"You know, baby horses are called foals."
"I'm still gonna say horse puppy."