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Walking in on people having sex.
I went into my parents room and put my foot in the custard
When you are taking a shit then decide to masturbate, then cover the fresh laden shit with your own semen.
"Dude wtf took you so long in the bathroom?"
"Sorry man i was just putting sauce on my nachos."
A term used by southern gentlemen to describe the action they do when sniffing through a diamond. Usually followed up by forming a diamond shape with your fingers and acting out the sniff.
Im gonna eat cheerios out her butt and "put my nose up in it"
A phrase used to describe a person who is becoming erect (boner) becauce they heard or seen something gay.
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person 1: *shows nipples*
person 2: omg
person 1: I bet this put a piñata in your closet {laugh track}
Phrase derived from a common online shopping option, but now used in colloquial speech to indicate that a requested action or item is beyond the pale and will not be honored. Often accompanied by a W hand-sign formed by an angled linking of two L's using the thumb and pointer finger.
You want to borrow my first edition copy of Alfred Bester's The Demolished Man? Yo, put it on your wish list.
Daniel's principle states that when one puts out a heavy topic at the communal table, one is either seeking attention or trying to instigate trouble.
Even when the conversation lulls, never put a stone on the table.
When you take a man by a sack and use it like you would a car shifter.
I’m putting someone in third gear because they stole my car