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When you lie about the size of your cock it progressively gets smaller
Jared Vogel = Reverse Pinocchio
The opposite of stress-induced heartburn. When you are so happy, you couldn't possibly notice something like heartburn.
Did you hear Jay was coughing up blood from stress-induced heartburn?
No way, man! That was before he fell for Ericka; you know, the blonde with the hot ghetto booty? Jay is so twitterpatted now, the only heartburn he gets is reverse heartburn!
Surgery to tie any random tubules to the vas deferens so that orgasm results in a wide variety of bodily fluids being ejected from the penis.
Kim had a reverse vasectomy, now he bleeds when he cums.
The art of sitting on the toilet facing the cistern and deficating, thus leaving a dirty, unremovable skid mark in the pan.
I showed him said paul, ive perfomed a reverse dergen in his mum and dads toilet.
A variation of the (Eye) Socket Fuck...Having someone take out their prosthetic eye and assume the doggy style position. Wedge the eye in the butt crack, just above the balloon knot. Have great sex...for a twist on The Pirate, try the Pirate Monocle, pull out on cum on the fake eye. Kicking in the shin or equivalent is optional...
"Hey Boss..."
..."Yeah?"
"You remember that hot chick with the fake eye?"
..."Yeah"
"I did the The Reverse Monocle all over her ass last night...Arrgh..."
..."Nice..."
Texting your mother in law about your day while her son rails you up the ass!
your mom pissed me off today! socializing in reverse tonight?
When someone tries to give away something to you hidden in a deal.
I was loading up a desk and out popped out a snake, the guy was trying to reverse shanghai me a snake.