Lao sai

Diarrhea.

"Eh, you lao sai aledy or not?"
"No lah!"
"Wah, you damn slow sia"

what did the giraffe say to the spider

dont cheat and look up my tinder jokes...

Guy: what did the giraffe say to the spider
Girl: *Pikachu face when she googles it*

You say Bukkake and I say Kabuki, let’s call the whole thing off

Japanese phrase used to express an extreme difference in taste leading to a relationship breakdown.

One evening it all came to a head... I wanted to go to the theatre and he wanted to stay at home and watch humiliation porn so I said,

You say Bukkake and I say Kabuki, let’s call the whole thing off.

Zelkam says

Zelkam says is the same as simon says but it’s zelkam’s own version and event on invadedlands

Go to /warp fps for Zelkam says event (can only be hosted by Zelkam)

Say yes day

March 30 is the day people have to say yes to everything

Will you do my homework?
Yes
Say yes day

Predator saying

your dick is a predator and explodes if someone tries to rape you say your dick explodes

Man my predator saying scared away that aids filled freak last night

say bums luv

Sort of a conversation ender of starter, depends on it is used. Is also an alternative to "say mums", but is said for fun. The phrase is usually just used as a conversation starter or ender.

1: Ayo Cuz, Joel chucked the frisbee and it hit my head, and I chucked it in the bin out of spite
2. Aint no way bor, say bums luv