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Trump after his first 4 years of his presidency.
The majority of America will vote for Biden, because they don't want 'Putin's Sloppy Seconds'.
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1.The feeling of being drunk when you have not been drinking, but are surrounded by people who are drunk.
2. Pretending to be drunk when you have not been drinking in order to fit in with people who are under the influence of alcohol.
Derived from second hand smoke
Astrid hadn't had a sip of alcohol, but the high spirits of the bar made her second hand wasted.
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she knows that you can do math and gets wet when you help her with it
that girl in second period asked me to help her again.
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when a person in only there underwear e.g. boxer, panties, bra
dude1 = this morning i accidently walk in on girlfriend in her bra and panties
dude2 = ahhh man you totally caught her nude in the second degree
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when it is okay to pick up a pick of food or candy from the floor if it has been on the floor for 5 seconds or less, as if germs and filth cannot adhere to an edible morsel during that time frame
Go ahead and eat the m&m -- the five second rule is in effect.
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Super Quickly with no hesitation.
Despite all the crap in that romantic relationship, I'd do it all over again in a Hot New York second!!!!
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a minute late or a second slow — The epitaph for every stand up guy and hard man who dies with his boot on. They don’t die in their sleep or retire to become farmers. This is the Urban equivalent of a Viking Death without the hope of a Valhalla.
I’ll see you at the crossroads.
There in only one end for a hard man no matter how good he is: one day he will be a minute late or a second slow and he will die with iron in his hand and lead in his body.
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