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A man saucing himself in the shower
I haven't had sex in 3 days I'm going to go make some shower gravy
Takes approximately 3807286467968468765378645379926537297635288787 picoseconds to get warm. If it took 1 second AXE deodorant wouldn't be intoxicating harmless middle schoolers.
-Bruh I can smell that deodorant
-Yeah Shower Water took to long to heat and I fell asleep in the bathroom before it got warm.
-EWW GET AWAY FROM ME!!
Beating you meat while in the shower
"Ayo I'll meet you there I'm just gonna jerk shower then come on over"
The use of vomit in sexual gratification.
He got me so drunk and made me chowder shower on his dick while he jerked off.
after your boss gives you a hard time at work and your spouse gives you a hard time when you get home you just want to take a shower and drink a margarita.
Mark: I have had a rough day at work and now my wife is mad at me. I need to take a margarita shower and relax.
When you have had a stressful week at work and you come home and your spouse is mad at you so you just want to get away and relax by having a margarita drink in the shower.
My boss was demanding and my wife mad at me when I got home. I took a margarita shower to relax.
The act of pleasuring ones self before a shower. A common act that has never really been given a term till now.
I can't wait to get home from work and pre-shower, shower, eat, and then go to bed.