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Quran for sleeping is a video on youtube where it makes you think it’s just someone reading a book, but it’s not it’s black magic , the video was on Youtube but it is no longer available as far as I know.
Sammythedeer1: “Hey you should try this video on youtube called Quran for Sleeping”
Mattymcmatmat: “Ok I will when i’m bout to sleep.”
*puts on quran for sleep*
*Wakes up*
Mattymcmatmat: “Why do I hear someone knocking on my door?”
*Opens door”
Sammythedeer1: “L BOZO + RATIO YOU FELL FOR BLACK MAGIC N-“
*slams door*
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getting ridiculously drunk.
I think I'll pass on the next round of shots...if I don't watch out, I'll be sleeping with Shitland tonight.
getting ridiculously drunk.
I think I'll pass on the next round of shots...if I don't watch out, I'll be sleeping with Shitland tonight.
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The Act of blinking, but in the process falling asleep when your eyes shut and startling yourself awake when they open. All in the timespan of a blink.
Guy 1: Want to stay up tonight?
Guy 2: No i don't want to blink sleep driving home.
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not quite spooning. this spooning is done alone.
when youre sleeping alone and lie like youre spooning someone.
i didnt get laid last night, but thats ok, i just sleep spooned the air
sleep spooning, wooo
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A sexual act where-by the male forces his erect penis into the females mouth while she sleeps, thus making her sleepy sighs sound muffeled and distorted.
Bill couldn't hide his guilt as he heard Sally sleep talk.
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To make a decision early, before sleeping, therefore meaning it stays in your head.
Your idea is amazing, don’t sleep on it
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slut. and or sluttish person. a person who is entirely TOO permiscuous or wants to do something dirty all the time.
some one with a naked picture of themselves as their profile picture and friend requests you. Even if they dont know you. sleep monkey.
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