greg: gta is so boring i wish i could make my very own car from scratch, drink beer and sell shitty homemade alcohol
peter: bro just play my summer car
My Summer Car's the type of game where you assemble your car, go for a 10-minute ride, and open the hood to find one half of your engine broken, and the other half missing.
Random Kid: The car keeps breaking!
Me (gigachad): Skill Issue, go play My Summer Car
When a group of young, hot guys form a band and spend the summer playing shows, going to parties, having a great time... not to be confused with an actual Rentboy.
Guy 1: "Hey man, you excited for summer this year?"
Guy 2: "Aw man, I bet it's gonna be a real Rent Boy Summer! I can't wait!"
Two types of Alex G summer:
1. A summer where you stay all day in your room for the rest of summer until school is back, listening to Alex G, Car Seat Headrest, Weezer, Radioheads, Starry cat, Whirr, Wisp, and any other Midwest Emo artists or somewhat related genres, just listening to music while staring at the ceiling.
2. A summer where you go out few times a week to explore the trees, creeks, rivers, or maybe explore the abandoned places while listening to depressing music and smoke.
This type of Alex G summer only has few friends and most of their friends are just online friends, so that's why they go out alone exploring places with less people.
Mary: I had an amazing summer! I went to big cities! What about you?
Gretel: Nothing much... just an Alex G summer, I guess?
Hey girl, its the 1st of june. The send a summer nude day!
When there is extremely heavy snowfall.
Usually without warning and from seemingly nowhere.
Called such due to Siberia's harsh weather conditions, particularly pertaining to snow. It's always snowing.
Therefore, any snowfall in a country not used to snow, has a Siberian Summer whenever there is snow. Doesn't have to actually be summer.
Fuck sake. When I went to bed it was dry as a wood chucks asshole. Now I've woken up and there's about 6 inches of snow! What is this, a Siberian Summer?
On a hot summer day fiat a midget until it cums all over the floor.
Bro my room got so dirty when I performed a gooey summers on Joey.